To those of you who have been following me, you know that it's my "mission" to correct false, untrue, made-up, make-believe and otherwise insane or ridiculous teachings that have infected Christianity.
False teachings which include, but are not limited to:
False teachings which include, but are not limited to:
- Strictly following the 10 Commandments makes God happy
- Speaking in false-tongues shows that you are truly saved
- The more you give to your church, the more you'll be rewarded with cool stuff
- There is no Hell (lol, sinners could only wish!)
- The KJV is the only perfect Bible (lol, it's full of translation errors)
- Pastors are always supposed to be happy and make you smile (because they're robots)
- If you dream it, you can achieve it (dear Lord, that's Amway!)
- The Bible says something different to each one of us (whew)
- Homosexual "love" is love perfected by God (???)
- God says we all go to Heaven (yeah, I know...)
- Jesus and Satan are brothers and God is from another planet (seriously Mormons?)
